What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.