What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.