What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.