What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.