What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.