What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.