How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Who survives?

America.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.