How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"