Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.