Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.