Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!