Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !