Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....