Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.