Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !