Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!