Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing