What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!