What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :