What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :