What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :