What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.