What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy