What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.