What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta