What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy