What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy