What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

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All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli