What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train