How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.