None. They don't believe in a higher power.
We're on our sixth.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
I believe I can fry.
Because the 'P' is silent
Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
They don't believe in a higher power.