How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.