How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.