How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.