How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!