How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.