Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)