How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.