How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.