What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights