What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters