What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters