How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters