How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.