How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.