How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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Here, hold this."

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You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why are millenials so odd?

Because they can't even...

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.