How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!