How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.