What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping?

Brocery shopping

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor