Cruise Jokes

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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