What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!