What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.