What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"