What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive