What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'