Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)