I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Neigh-bours.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because he can't even.
Your grandma.
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
