Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)