Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech