Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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They'll tell you.

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A Han Solo performance.

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He Ran Solo...

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.