Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.