What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!