What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses