What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses