What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.