What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.