What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!