What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue