What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom