What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

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Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."