What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."