What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom