What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."