What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom