Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Chechen Nuggets
Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
Hella.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
As mushroom as possible
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.