How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.