Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
KGBGs
Because he was Russian
I told her that drinks were on the house
Copholders
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
OC A quadriplegic.
Depends on which method you try....
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.