How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.