Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
His last name.
Put-in. (In a Russian accent)
A: It was all-oink-lusive.
Penaltea!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
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One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
He held up a pair of pants!
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
A Brazillion!!!
None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.