Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.
Because there's no Stalin.
That's how you set the bar high.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
By the ears.
A: Because she might Let it Go
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
