Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Because he's never Finnish.
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
Because it was 2 turnt up
For people that don't want anything to drink
Whatever it says in the book.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
squishes out of the room*
We sleep better when the room is moving