Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
a moscow
The SALT talks!
Because it's Nicaragua
A functioning alcoholic.
None, the room is already lit.
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
A full set of teeth.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
