What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.