What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.