What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.