What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.