What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.