What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !