What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.