What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

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A midget at a urinal.

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What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

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A leperchaun! :D

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!