When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Who is?

These nuts"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise