When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
It swept with his girlfriend :P
Because Sheeran
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Brainwashing.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Kermit the frog's finger
Because he couldn't kick the bucket.
He tripped a fan
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Just a little
