Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran