Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran