Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran