How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.