How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.