How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.