How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.