How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).