What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account