What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.