What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn