What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What's a joke?

My life...

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

rock

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.