What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!