What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia