Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not