Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not