Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not