What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done?

Gone private.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!