What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.