What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done?

Gone private.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!