Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.