Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.