Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.