Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.