Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.