Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!