Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!