How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..