How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.