How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...