How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.