What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.