What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !