What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.