What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..