What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!