What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!