What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird