What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Seuss Jokes More Seuss Jokes

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!