What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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500 soles were lost.

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CAR-LOSE

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.