What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.