What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain