How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Previous Random Joke Next
Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain