How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.