How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.