Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Previous Random Joke Next
People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Fuss Jokes More Fuss Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Stash Jokes More Stash Jokes

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.