What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.