What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf