How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.