How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A .

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).