How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.