Hit him in the face with an axe.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Cause he just got it!
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
An everlasting jobstopper.
A snooker table
It got hit by a truck
They end up in a custardy battle.
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
