How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*