How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.