How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.