How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.