What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128